childish vid posted by an infantile ****er. with a cartoon character avatar to go with his joker mind
So you, with the crap hat avatar, are now starting on about jokes!
Why don't paras wear helmets in battle? Because there is nothing under there worth protecting and a para is a complete helmet.
Why do paras wear a maroon cover? To match their angry faces.
Why does the airforce dislike flying paras into battle? They don't want to be accused of littering.
Why don't paras pull rip-cords? The training would be too difficult.
Why is a bomb better than a para? The bomb makes less of a mess of a bar.
How do you start an argument with a para? Say hello.
What is the difference between paras and bird ****? Guano is a valuable commodity.
What's the difference between a para and a condom? Everybody shows concern about a hole in a condom.
Why do all paras believe in God? They see his face every time they look into a mirror.
What's the difference between a para and propaganda? Propaganda serves a useful purpose.
What's the difference between a para and a used tampax? Nothing, they are both disposable bits of red on the end of a string.
What's the difference between a para and an army vehicle? The army looks after its vehicles.
What's the first thing they teach a para? Nothing, you can't teach a para anything.
Why do paras shout so much? Because paras don't listen.
What is the ultimate sign of optimism? Asking a para what they think.
How can you tell an ex-para in civvy street? Haven't you understood by now, you can't tell them anything.
Have you ever noticed that the RAF put 3 parachutes on when they drop something valuable out of the back of a Hercules?
Disclaimer
These jokes are intended for the sole puwpuse of entewtaiwning Woger the wascally windbag here.
I have high wegard for the parachute regiment and would have used owther jowkes but Woger seems to be of vewy wimited undewstawnding so I thawt it bewst to stiwk with what he would compwehend.