When i was at Uni one of my housemates was from Kashmir (beautiful, beautiful part of India) and homosexuality came up in conversation. He was utterly adamant that there was no-one in Kashmir who was gay. We explained that there undoubtedly will have been but that they just either couldn't express it at all or had to keep it entirely private and he was aghast at the suggestion. For him it was quite simple, no-one in his country has any issue with people being gay but there just wasn't anyone there who was gay anyway - there's 12.5 million people in Kashmir by the way.
That is all that matters at the end of the day
I presume you're just taking the piss Bill