I know what I believe anyway

Believe me I've never rode a 14 year old![]()
Believe me I've never rode a 14 year old![]()
)How is the hangover Simon? I thought your party was great, once it finally got goingWhat did you do to get banned @Scan ?

I don't drink .How is the hangover Simon? I thought your party was great, once it finally got going![]()
Porn, apparently.
So is your wife the only female you've ever pumped?
(You can tell me to **** off btw)

That'll be a yes then.
He might stand more of a chance of he didn't look like a cross between Hitler and Peter Kay.Saw this in the Mail and cried at the sight of my blue balls.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ldren-says-mother-four-does-half-make-it.html
When I was in the Army there were long periods away from my young wife, I only saw her 3 times in 2 years. So being young, fit, virile and - even if I do say so myself - a bit of a looker- of course I had dalliances, several as it turns out. I felt guilty after each one tbh.