I once went for a job at Specsavers ..... the bloke gave me 4 pork chops and a pound of mince.
Know the fella well one time he backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work

I once went for a job at Specsavers ..... the bloke gave me 4 pork chops and a pound of mince.

Don't believe a word he says mate..He was telling porkies..Did you get a second pair free ??
Did you get a second pair free ??

Noce of you to esk mate, these nrw spdcs are fucging famtestic![]()
Don't believe a word he says mate..He was telling porkies..
My ideal job would be a vampire.. Bloody hard work, but a job I feel I could really get my teeth into.
My ideal job would be a vampire.. Bloody hard work, but a job I feel I could really get my teeth into.
On reflection, there wasn't much to see in it..Id put a stake in that business
On reflection, there wasn't much to see in it..

On reflection, there wasn't much to see in it..

Didn't that Nos Feratu fella play for Sunderland under Keane![]()
Yes mate..he was replaced by that Italian bloke; Bella Logossi I think his name was..Didn't that Nos Feratu fella play for Sunderland under Keane![]()
Yes mate..he was replaced by that Italian bloke; Bella Logossi I think his name was..

... going to make some money preaching Atheism then I realised it's a non-prophet organization![]()

Hallelujah...Loved this one..... going to make some money preaching Atheism then I realised it's a non-prophet organization![]()