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Hic aahhhhh were you the guy sat outside St james on transfer deadline day with your autograph book?

I was the one directing Arsene Wenger in the opposite direction. <ok>

Did you enjoy the game Rokk? How was it oop Norrff?
 
It was good cheers, spoilt by the folks as usual, even got the missus to wear a Toon shirt for the game, now all I got to do is get her to do it when we're role playing <whistle>
 
Evening Albert how's it hanging?
Haven't been in for a while, well not since I suggested that Ashley was a twat for not buying anyone in the transfer window, sound familiar, oh I may have mentioned that the best thing to have happened was that the SMB's beat us but hey at least for a while I took the heat off the FB, so what's been going down in lately......apart from Jimileysbaldhead!!!:emoticon-0172-mooni
 
Evening Albert how's it hanging?
Haven't been in for a while, well not since I suggested that Ashley was a twat for not buying anyone in the transfer window, sound familiar, oh I may have mentioned that the best thing to have happened was that the SMB's beat us but hey at least for a while I took the heat off the FB, so what's been going down in lately......apart from Jimileysbaldhead!!!:emoticon-0172-mooni

Baldyhead might well go down, but these days he struggles to get back up again.
 
Evening tart! What's been going on then? Have I missed much over the last few weeks? Did the Shola >> Messi deal finally go through? And how come brb has so many points?

Minxy changed his points to a higher amount for a giggle mate.
We've just all been singeing like a right bunch about the three clowns.
 
Minxy changed his points to a higher amount for a giggle mate.
We've just all been singeing like a right bunch about the three clowns.

Glad I've missed it. I would only have got all wound up - well more so than I already was whilst trying to keep up via SSN. at least we didn't sell anyone else. That must be like a new signing.
 
Evening Albert how's it hanging?
Haven't been in for a while, well not since I suggested that Ashley was a twat for not buying anyone in the transfer window, sound familiar, oh I may have mentioned that the best thing to have happened was that the SMB's beat us but hey at least for a while I took the heat off the FB, so what's been going down in lately......apart from Jimileysbaldhead!!!:emoticon-0172-mooni

Reps all dried up, Mr T is now Boa but we should call him Multiple T after multiple Miggs from Hannibal on account of his constant account making (after each ban). Jim is profoundly in love with Pardew, as is Pouchy (who is now Hacky Sack).we all hate JFK and fatty, and want Pardew out as Stevie Wonder could see his tactics were not working.
Shola is still lazy and we think Jonas and Pardew are having an affair.... Or maybe Jonas has a secret pic of Pardew with a bunch of spring onions up his arse. Either way.. His match day inclusion is still baffling.
The Mackems on here haven't changed and are (or rather were) convinced they had a new Messiah in Il Duce PDC.... And that signing 50 players is the way forward..... Marra.
That's you up to date I reckon.