Anyone see the top 5 suggestions in the sun today?
Methinks they've just been reading here!
You got a link to that current bun story?
Have they been plagarising us ?
We might need to get an agent and negotiate some copyright rules . . . .
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...apped-after-the-English-beat-the-Germans.html
1. A player has to dribble from the halfway line and score.
2. The teams keep playing but lose one player each every five minutes.
3. The teams carry on playing until one side gets a goal.
4. Extra balls are introduced.
5. Toss a coin.
6. Play rock, paper, scissors.
I'd propose a game of rock, paper, scissors

Right ! . . . I'm phoning my agent![]()
I'd go with what was said above. 1 Player gets removed every (say) 5 minutes until a team scores.
That or, instead of penalties a player get's a 1 on 1 from the half-way line.
You play on until somebody scores or somebody dies, Simples.
just a simple coin toss.

Joey Barton is brought on to the pitch, and led to the centre circle with his hands tied behind his back.
5 players from each side are chosen to take it in turns to punch him in the face. The first team to have a player knock him out cold wins.![]()