Blatter Wants Penalty Alternative

[MrWright!]

Anyone see the top 5 suggestions in the sun today?

Methinks they've just been reading here!

 

[PINKIE]

Anyone see the top 5 suggestions in the sun today?

Methinks they've just been reading here!

You got a link to that current bun story?

Have they been plagarising us ?

We might need to get an agent and negotiate some copyright rules . . . .

 

[MrWright!]

You got a link to that current bun story?

Have they been plagarising us ?

We might need to get an agent and negotiate some copyright rules . . . .

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...apped-after-the-English-beat-the-Germans.html

1. A player has to dribble from the halfway line and score.

2. The teams keep playing but lose one player each every five minutes.

3. The teams carry on playing until one side gets a goal.

4. Extra balls are introduced.

5. Toss a coin.

6. Play rock, paper, scissors.

 

[Bergkamp a Dutch master]

60 seconds of table-top football? - or extra time sudden death goal.

 

[PINKIE]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...apped-after-the-English-beat-the-Germans.html

1. A player has to dribble from the halfway line and score.

2. The teams keep playing but lose one player each every five minutes.

3. The teams carry on playing until one side gets a goal.

4. Extra balls are introduced.

5. Toss a coin.

6. Play rock, paper, scissors.

I'd propose a game of rock, paper, scissors

Right ! . . . I'm phoning my agent

 

[MrWright!]

Right ! . . . I'm phoning my agent

2. The teams keep playing but lose one player each every five minutes. + kind of 1. A player has to dribble from the halfway line and score.

I'd go with what was said above. 1 Player gets removed every (say) 5 minutes until a team scores.

That or, instead of penalties a player get's a 1 on 1 from the half-way line.

3. The teams carry on playing until one side gets a goal.

You play on until somebody scores or somebody dies, Simples.

5. Toss a coin.

just a simple coin toss.

 

[Jayram_Football]

Joey Barton is brought on to the pitch, and led to the centre circle with his hands tied behind his back.

5 players from each side are chosen to take it in turns to punch him in the face. The first team to have a player knock him out cold wins.

 

[goonercymraeg]

I think at the end of a drawn game,two sheep should be bought out onto the field.One should then wear the colours of one of the teams and the other the colours of the opposition.I would then chase the sheep and the first one i caught,the team who's colours the sheep was wearing would be the victors.What i choose to do to the sheep after would be upto me

 

[TheOXOCube:5pur2]

Joey Barton is brought on to the pitch, and led to the centre circle with his hands tied behind his back.

5 players from each side are chosen to take it in turns to punch him in the face. The first team to have a player knock him out cold wins.

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