Best one I've heard has to be...
Demba one, Demba two,
Weâve got more Dembas than you,
Nik-nak paddy whack both can score a goal,
Geordie boys from Senegal!
This is the best!
I prefer the spontaneity of crowd songs. The best for me was "hey 46! ooh! aah! I wanna know, who the **** you are".
Cisse scores when he wants is much better.
I fairly sure there's something you could do with Papiss Demba Cisse replacing the words One Way or Another in the song of the same name.