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Papiss Demba Cisse song

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  1. Whitchester Mag

    Whitchester Mag Member

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    Been a relatively slow day so thought I'd spark up a bit of creative thought!

    Papiss Demba Cisse

    A name full of syllables so surely we should be able to think of some good songs for him! Also he's our new number nine so a song for him is crucial. I'll start.

    To the tune of 'I saw my mate the other day...(The Wyne Rooney song)

    He's Demba two,
    From Senegal,
    I heard he turned,
    the Mackems down,
    His teeth look ****,
    But thats ok,
    There's only one,
    Demba Cisse!
    la la la
    la la la
    la la la la la la la la

    Anyone got anything better?
     
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    Whitchester Mag, Jan 23, 2012
  2. Wey Aye Cabaye

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    I cant wait for derby day for,

    Cissé turned you down,
    he turned you down,
    he turned you down,
    he turned you,
    Cissé turned you down.
     
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    Wey Aye Cabaye, Jan 23, 2012
  3. Beardsley's Shimmy

    Beardsley's Shimmy Well-Known Member

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    Oh yes
     
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    Beardsley's Shimmy, Jan 23, 2012
  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Papisse-poor Demba two
    His game is really poo
    He turned us doon
    And went to Toon
    A mistake he'll come to rue....
     
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    Sidthemackem, Jan 23, 2012
  5. Whitchester Mag

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    Mackems toilet humour <doh>
     
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  6. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Fner.

    Anyway, your effort inlcuded the line: "His teeth look ****"...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Jan 23, 2012
  7. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Like it!
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jan 23, 2012
  8. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    That's a quality line mate
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Jan 23, 2012
  9. Speedo

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    You paid for his flight.
    You paid for his fliiiiight.
    You sad mackem bastards
    You paid for his flight!

    Shamelessly plagiarised from the ebar.
     
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  10. Dyno

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    So we didnt enquire or bid but he turned us down???????????? The mysteries of life
     
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  11. Speedo

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    Well, since there are no mackems posting on our board, we can deduce they're not jealous. Oh wait.
     
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    Speedo, Jan 23, 2012
  12. Dyno

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    cracking player i wish we did go for him, but the bullshit that we paid for him to come here is another mystery mag myth
     
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    Dyno, Jan 23, 2012
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  14. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    I think everyone singing 'You paid for his flight...' at the game on Saturday, including myself, knows only too well that this never happened. It's a great story though so I say we keep singing it. <laugh>
     
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  15. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Lol. <applause>
     
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    <laugh>!!
     
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    I want curly hair too, Jan 23, 2012
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    Wishing on a star:

    Mackems were wishing for a star;
    To rival Demba Ba;
    But this was never but a dream;
    As Cisse followed Demba's lead;

    Their the greatest geordie strike force, that you'll see;
    Pissing on the mackem people, with such ease;
    And i'm wishing for the Derby, when will it come;
    When the Double Demba strike force, will score for fun;

    Mackems were wishing for a star.............. and so on.

    :D (open to suggestions....)
     
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    NufcBano, Jan 23, 2012
  18. Wise is arfa man

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    To the tune of heartbeat

    Cisse,
    Papiss Cisse he will score a goal for me
    duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh, duh duh duh etc etc.
     
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  19. Gaddafi's Hat

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    Best one I've heard has to be...

    Demba one, Demba two,
    We&#8217;ve got more Dembas than you,
    Nik-nak paddy whack both can score a goal,
    Geordie boys from Senegal!
     
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    Gaddafi's Hat, Jan 23, 2012
  20. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Could sign the Djibril Cisse one that the scum sang, but I suppose we don't want to go down to there level lol
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Jan 23, 2012
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