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My wife was getting changed in the bedroom. I said, “Could you step away from the window? The neighbours will think I only married you for your money.”
Looking out the window this morning, I said to my wife, “God, it’s grey and miserable out there.” She replied, “Stop being a c*nt and let my mother in.”