Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

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One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out the front door, stepping around empty beer and liquor bottles.
“Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night!” the postman says.
Bob, in obvious pain, replies — “Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning.”
“We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing Who Am I?”
“Is that a game?” the postman asks, all curious. “How do you play that?”
Bob replies — “Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our ‘privates’ showing through a hole in the sheet.”
“Then the women try to guess who it is.”
The postman laughs and says — “Damn, I’m sorry I missed all that fun.”
“Well, that’s why I came out to talk to you,” Bob says. “You better lie low for a few days, since your name came up seven times and many of the guys are looking for you.”
 
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Tom went fishing one morning, but after a short while, he ran out of worms.

Then, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a cottonmouth snake with a frog in its mouth.

“Frogs make great bass bait,” he thought to himself.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite him while it had the frog in its mouth, Tom grabbed it carefully behind the head, took the frog, and placed it in his bait bucket.

Then he realized he had a problem.

How was he supposed to release the snake without getting bitten?

So, he picked up his bottle of Jack Daniel’s and poured a little whiskey into the snake’s mouth.

The snake’s eyes rolled back, and it went limp.

Tom released it safely and continued fishing with the frog.

A little while later, he felt something nudging his foot.

He looked down and saw the very same snake standing there…

This time, it had TWO frogs in its mouth.
 
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