Off Topic Offensive Jokes thread mark 2
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Criminal.
To punch a clearly marked police woman and break her nose, the armed police should have shot the ****ers.
One's already been found guilty of the assault on the two women officers and a member of the public, this second trial was just for the assault on the male officer, which was much weaker as the officer stomped on the defendants heads after he'd been tasered.
To be fair, he deserved his head stomping on, but it doesn't play out so well in court.
The thinner of the two will be sentenced sometime in June and is currently on remand but the heavier one has basically walked away Scot free...Odd carry on !!
Two of their brothers are police colleagues of the police officer they attacked/didn't attack ... Must be interesting in the work canteen.
Doubt that they're sharing their truncheon meat sarnies.
They won't be inviting each other to any barbarques - they'd end up grilling each other.
Christmas is a write-off. They'd all complain about the turkey; suspecting fowl play.
Couldn't go for fish and chips - it'd lead to a-salt and battery.
No point going out for a meal together - it'd just be a steak out.
Although if they did find enough evidence to arrest them it'd be a case of Irish Stew in the name of the Law.
That's all the canteen, food related police jokes that The Beano website has to offer.
Hope you're all offended by how bad they are.
Truncheon meat now there's a blast from the past.
The motorhome was at the mother in laws.
Couldn't get it on the driveway for the Jag and the VW Golf.
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