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Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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Tell me something to make me feel like a woman
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I arrived early for my restaurant booking and the manager asked if I'd mind waiting for about 20 minutes.
I said "no" and he said "Good . . . . take these drinks to table 3, please."
I said "no" and he said "Good . . . . take these drinks to table 3, please."
The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing !
The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his
parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock ?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock ?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them ?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock ?"
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.......
The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his
parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock ?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock ?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them ?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock ?"
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.......
I don't know why people keep getting worked up about immigration..
All my neighbours are English
All the kids in the local school are English
All the local shops are owned and run by English people
I love it here in Spain.
All my neighbours are English
All the kids in the local school are English
All the local shops are owned and run by English people
I love it here in Spain.