sorry to hear that mate try a catalytic converter test or lambda exhaust sensors
Last edited:
Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
- Thread starter Smug in Boots
- Start date
-
Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
-
You must log in or register to see images
A genie grants a man one wish.
The man says, “I want to live forever!"
The genie sighs, "I can't do that. It's against the rules.
Ask for something else."
The man thinks and says,
"Okay, I want to live until my wife is happy with her outfit
and ready to leave the house on time."
The genie stares at him for a long time and whispers:
"You sneaky bastard... you found the loophole on immortality.”
The man says, “I want to live forever!"
The genie sighs, "I can't do that. It's against the rules.
Ask for something else."
The man thinks and says,
"Okay, I want to live until my wife is happy with her outfit
and ready to leave the house on time."
The genie stares at him for a long time and whispers:
"You sneaky bastard... you found the loophole on immortality.”
You must log in or register to see images
During a lull between the speeches at the recent presidential
swearing-in ceremony, Melania Trump leaned over to chat
with the Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson.
"You know, I bought Donald a parrot for Christmas. That bird is
so smart, Donald has already taught him to pronounce over two
hundred words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," said Tillerson, "but, you do
realize that he just speaks the words, ...he doesn't really
understand what they mean."
"Oh, I know," Melania replied, "Neither does the parrot."
swearing-in ceremony, Melania Trump leaned over to chat
with the Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson.
"You know, I bought Donald a parrot for Christmas. That bird is
so smart, Donald has already taught him to pronounce over two
hundred words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," said Tillerson, "but, you do
realize that he just speaks the words, ...he doesn't really
understand what they mean."
"Oh, I know," Melania replied, "Neither does the parrot."
You must log in or register to see images
You must log in or register to see images
The year is 2043, Man Utd have appointed Kobbie Mainoo as interim manager, Spurs have been promoted from the National League South, and Arsenal have sealed their 21st second place finish in a row behind champions Lincoln.
An old one (last posted by Smug, I think, ages ago), but good 
What do you call a woman who puts all of her bills on the fire ?
Bernadette.
What do you call a woman who puts all of her bills on the fire ?
Bernadette.
You must log in or register to see images
You must log in or register to see images
You must log in or register to see images
In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside.
“Will I die?” she asks.
God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it.
So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips.
She looks great!
The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.
Up in heaven, she sees God.
“You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains.
“That’s true,” says God.
“So what happened?” she asks.
God shrugs, “I didn’t recognise you.”
“Will I die?” she asks.
God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it.
So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips.
She looks great!
The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.
Up in heaven, she sees God.
“You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains.
“That’s true,” says God.
“So what happened?” she asks.
God shrugs, “I didn’t recognise you.”
You must log in or register to see images
You must log in or register to see images
My wife has insisted that I cease making puns about classic Motown hits or she will leave me.
I agreed to stop, in the name of love.
I agreed to stop, in the name of love.
You must log in or register to see media
You must log in or register to see images