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Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly telling her to get back into the dating world.
Finally, she said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom, I have someone for you to meet!
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain.
Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black panties, he in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."
He knew he was not going to get lucky that night.
The following night was the same, she stood there wearing the black panties and he was in his birthday suit but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked, "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer you my deepest condolences...
Finally, she said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom, I have someone for you to meet!
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain.
Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black panties, he in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."
He knew he was not going to get lucky that night.
The following night was the same, she stood there wearing the black panties and he was in his birthday suit but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked, "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer you my deepest condolences...
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GA. Quality posts today. Chuckled at them all.
My Grandad was highly decorated in World War Two.
In fact, many people believe it was the tinsel and lights on his helmet that got him f*cking shot.
In fact, many people believe it was the tinsel and lights on his helmet that got him f*cking shot.
I once fell head over heels in love with a girl in a petrol station. We got engaged, but after a couple of months she broke off the engagement, I was devastated. To this day I can't drive past that petrol station without filling up.
The lad in the background really knows he's now gonna hear about this all day.
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