Injury Thread 2025-26

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I've recently undertaken a correspondence course in clairvoyancy.

Let's put my new-found skills to the test.


{Short interlude whilst Ernie gives his crystal balls a bit of a rub.}


Right then; the mysts are clearing, Uranus is rising and so is Ma's. I'm seeing Kasey starting the game, playing at full pelt but.. then what's this?... 75th minute he goes down, limps off and unfortunately will be diagnosed with another muscle injury which will keep him on the sidelines until, I don't know, probably January 1st.


You heard it here first.
 
Kasey Palmer last game was for Jamaica on the 15th October, he flew back in on the Friday before our match and it was announced he had suffered a serious knee injury and would be out injured for 10 weeks even though we hadn't had time to have a scan done.

Either Sergej's way or the highway for Mr Palmer.

How sad, what a shame, anyway...
 
I've recently undertaken a correspondence course in clairvoyancy.

Let's put my new-found skills to the test.


{Short interlude whilst Ernie gives his crystal balls a bit of a rub.}


Right then; the mysts are clearing, Uranus is rising and so is Ma's. I'm seeing Kasey starting the game, playing at full pelt but.. then what's this?... 75th minute he goes down, limps off and unfortunately will be diagnosed with another muscle injury which will keep him on the sidelines until, I don't know, probably January 1st.


You heard it here first.
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