A wig and a nice frock and they will assume that you are the account holder.
Off Topic Things that aren't worth a new thread ...
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Now we're getting somewhere ...
... go to NatWest in South Shields and they can't say no
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If only there was a gnat west in Benwell.
Now we're getting somewhere ...
... go to NatWest in South Shields and they can't say no
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To the delight of millions of music lovers …
… my prayers have been answered and Katy Perry has been blasted into space
… my prayers have been answered and Katy Perry has been blasted into space
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Who is the Sunderland season card holder from Newcastle, on the Chase at the moment. Very clever bloke so he's probably not on here 
sorry only joking 
But he is a very clever bloke.
sorry only joking But he is a very clever bloke.
How did he get on in the end?Who is the Sunderland season card holder from Newcastle, on the Chase at the moment. Very clever bloke so he's probably not on here
But he is a very clever bloke.
They won, £18k.
He was class the lad, MLF.
Sorry mate, but she's back.To the delight of millions of music lovers …
… my prayers have been answered and Katy Perry has been blasted into space
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Sorry mate, but she's back.
Wow even the aliens couldn't tolerate her.
.BTW, do they have to go through passport control after these things ...
... Trump wouldn't want illegal aliens coming in
They won £18,000 between four of them. He could have taken £69,000 back instead of £7,000, he beat the Chaser very easily.
Ooh 
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Reminds me of this maths puzzle...Ooh
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Three friends chip in £10 each to buy a leaving present for a colleague. The present comes to £25 pounds leaving £5 change.
Each of the three friends takes back £1 each meaning they have paid £9 each, and the remaining £2 goes in the charity tin.
3 x £9 = £27, plus the £2 charity donation = £29. Where's the other pound gone?
Rachel Reeves has probably nicked it, the smarmy, uncaring bitch 
Just through Seaham....Mag shirts everywhere!! I mean WTF?
I've been considering it on and off for years and never came up with anything approaching an acceptable answer!
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It is a good one. I think the crooks of it is that 30-29 = 1 but that's irrelevant really.
Each person has paid £9 which gives a total of £27
27 minus 25 (for the present) is £2 which goes in the charity tin