Off Topic Things that aren't worth a new thread ...

A wig and a nice frock and they will assume that you are the account holder.

 

Now we're getting somewhere ...

... go to NatWest in South Shields and they can't say no

 

If only there was a gnat west in Benwell.

 

To the delight of millions of music lovers …

… my prayers have been answered and Katy Perry has been blasted into space

 

Who is the Sunderland season card holder from Newcastle, on the Chase at the moment. Very clever bloke so he's probably not on here sorry only joking
But he is a very clever bloke.

 

How did he get on in the end?

 

They won, £18k.
He was class the lad, MLF.

 

Love owt like that

 

Sorry mate, but she's back.

 

Wow even the aliens couldn't tolerate her.

.BTW, do they have to go through passport control after these things ...

... Trump wouldn't want illegal aliens coming in

 

They won £18,000 between four of them. He could have taken £69,000 back instead of £7,000, he beat the Chaser very easily.

 

Ooh

 

Reminds me of this maths puzzle...

Three friends chip in £10 each to buy a leaving present for a colleague. The present comes to £25 pounds leaving £5 change.
Each of the three friends takes back £1 each meaning they have paid £9 each, and the remaining £2 goes in the charity tin.

3 x £9 = £27, plus the £2 charity donation = £29. Where's the other pound gone?

 

Rachel Reeves has probably nicked it, the smarmy, uncaring bitch

 

Just through Seaham....Mag shirts everywhere!! I mean WTF?

 

I hope you know the answer to this, it's got me stumped.

 

I've been considering it on and off for years and never came up with anything approaching an acceptable answer!

 

Ah well that's just great innit.
That's me not sleeping tonight .

 

It is a good one. I think the crooks of it is that 30-29 = 1 but that's irrelevant really.

Each person has paid £9 which gives a total of £27
27 minus 25 (for the present) is £2 which goes in the charity tin