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Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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Awkward !
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This is like the ink blot test for a perv!!
What do you chaps see?
What do you chaps see?
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I stayed in a hotel last weekend and there was a chess convention going on. They all stood in reception bragging about how good they were at chess, it really did my head in....
I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer
I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer
Hi Roger, I've just read the message you sent and, for some reason, couldn't reply to it.
But I didn't want you to think I'd ignored it. In all honesty it was great to receive and really touched me. I can't tell you how much the support I've had, from messages like yours, has helped me. It's an absolutely horrendous time but, as you've guessed, I'm gritting my teeth, getting on with things and being the best I can for everyone around me.
I'm always as kind, decent and generous as I can be with people and have to say I've been repaid in spades. We're all different, on here, but there's some great people.
No friends? No workmates? No problem this Xmas. Just a bottle of vodka and Amazon prime and be your own secret Santa.
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him that there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband
“Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”
Husband: Who is Valerie?
Wife: Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text.
Husband: But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?
Wife: What??! Where are you?
Husband: Near the bakery.
Wife: Wait, I’m coming right now!
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
Wife: I’m at the bakery, where are you?
Husband: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery , buy the bread !
“Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”
Husband: Who is Valerie?
Wife: Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text.
Husband: But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?
Wife: What??! Where are you?
Husband: Near the bakery.
Wife: Wait, I’m coming right now!
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
Wife: I’m at the bakery, where are you?
Husband: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery , buy the bread !
My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted. Oh well, better get back to it I suppose.
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Hope you are getting things sorted there
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Hi Alan thank you for your greetings im back in the UK and have been for a while but the way things are going looks like lifes better in Kenya, So if they don't rob me too much off i will go permanently or None dom, life in Malindi is much easier food is peanuts in price locally grown with no preservatives all the fruit on the trees is free
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