Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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What does Jeff Bezos do just before bedtime ?
He puts his pyjamazon.
He puts his pyjamazon.
I was walking along this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, not a stitch on. Cor blimey, I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage.
The joke that got Max Miller barred from radio.
The joke that got Max Miller barred from radio.
You should beWhat does Jeff Bezos do just before bedtime ?
He puts his pyjamazon.
My wife is so fat, that she recently had a threesome and the two men involved never met !
I was sat at the bottom of the garden a week ago, smoking a reflective cheroot, thinking about this and that - mostly that, and I just happened to glance at the night sky and I marvelled at the millions of stars glistening like pieces of quicksilver thrown carelessly onto black velvet. In awe I watched the waxen moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber chariot towards the void of infinite space wherein the tethered bolts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever in their orbital majesty; and as I looked at all this, I thought, 'I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson
Les Dawson
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Boris Johnson: “At no point did anyone tell me I shouldn’t **** my pants. So I’ve shat my pants”
