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Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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What do you call a bairn who doesn't believe in Santa ?
A rebel without a clause
A rebel without a clause
As a postman, I read the most heart-wrenching letter from a little girl to Santa. How her mummy and daddy had no money and how she only wanted a chocolate bar for Christmas.
Anyway. There was no money in that one so I sealed it and re-posted it.
Anyway. There was no money in that one so I sealed it and re-posted it.
I just got an award for being the most secretive person in the office
I can’t tell you how much that means to me
I can’t tell you how much that means to me
It was Xmas Eve a couple doing last minute shopping when her husband disappeared she phoned him on his mobile, "Where are you?? In a calm voice, he replied. "Darling remember the jewellery shop we went in 5 years ago and you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I said one day I would get it for you" her eyes filled with tears, yes I remember" she said.
Well I'm in the pub next door to that..
Well I'm in the pub next door to that..
How do you console an English teacher
There their they’re
There their they’re
When you wear a belt made from £50 notes
It’s just a waist of money
It’s just a waist of money
I went on a diabetes website
It asked me if I accept cookies
It asked me if I accept cookies
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday
She said
Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace
So I bought her nothing
She said
Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace
So I bought her nothing
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That's a story he ripped off Davey Corner. It was Sunderland under MackemEnemy. Funnily enough I was talking to Davey about it last night in the BlueBell.