One day while out for a walk, John bumped into an old friend, Rob, from high school. “You look great, John. How do you stay looking so young? You must be 60 now but you don’t look a day over 40” Rob exclaimed.
“I feel like I’m 40, too” replied John.
“That’s incredible. Does it run in the family? How old was your dad when he passed?” asked Rob.
“Did I say that he was dead?” asked John. “He’s 81, more active than ever, and he just joined the local basketball team” he said.
“Whoa! Well how old was your Grandfather when he died?”
“Did I say that he died” said John. Rob was amazed. “He's just had his 105th birthday, plays golf, goes swimming each day, and he’s actually getting married next Saturday”
“Getting married!” exclaimed Rob. "If he’s 105, why on earth does he want to get married?"
John looked at Rob and replied, “Did I say that he wanted to?”