Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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When I did that to the 2nd toe on my right foot it didn't hurt at all, it just went numb straight away and ballooned to double its normal size.
But when they tried to straighten it out again at A&E that was a totally different story!
Most people in Iran are scared of spiders, but in Iraq there's no phobia 
?Most people in Iran are scared of spiders, but in Iraq there's no phobia
Arachnophobia....ha'way man.
I always fancied myself to be a motivational speaker, but in the end I couldn’t be bothered.
Another owldy . . . .
It’s 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in.
He asks Bobby what they’re planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they’ll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue’s father suggests, “Why don’t you kids go out and screw? I hear that all of the kids are doing it.”
Bobby is shocked. “Excuse me, sir?”
“Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She’ll screw all night if we let her.”
Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she’s ready to go.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly annoyed Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, “Dad . . . . The Twist . . . . it’s called the Twist !”
It’s 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in.
He asks Bobby what they’re planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they’ll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue’s father suggests, “Why don’t you kids go out and screw? I hear that all of the kids are doing it.”
Bobby is shocked. “Excuse me, sir?”
“Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She’ll screw all night if we let her.”
Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she’s ready to go.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly annoyed Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, “Dad . . . . The Twist . . . . it’s called the Twist !”
My 4-year-old grandson has been learning
Spanish all year and he still can't say
the word please.
Which I think is poor for four.
Spanish all year and he still can't say
the word please.
Which I think is poor for four.
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