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Bart Simpson made a joke about 'post coital bifurcated pee streams'. Surprised that got past the puritanical US lot. I'm a mine of useless trivia.
tried to make a charity donation over the phone yesterday, bit surprised to be greeted with "where did you get this ****ing number"......it was a donation for the paranoia society
Is that before or after they found out every tennant with a none English name had sub let, but were at the front of the queue for the cash handouts
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2020VisionofLeeds
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You can kiss a nun once
You can kiss a nun twice
But you mustn't get into the Habit
You can kiss a nun twice
But you mustn't get into the Habit
Two Nuns cycling through the village on their way back to the Convent
First Nun...iv'e never come this way before
Second Nun...neither have I, must be the cobbles
First Nun...iv'e never come this way before
Second Nun...neither have I, must be the cobbles
brisbane-lion
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I'll give you the same advice I reserve for Roger and OLOF, DON'T GO OUT IN THUNDERSTORMS.
a big retail card company looks like it is going under, i have just sent the chairman a card "thinking of you at this difficult time"
all these price rises for petrol don't affect me i just put in my £10