Bart Simpson made a joke about 'post coital bifurcated pee streams'. Surprised that got past the puritanical US lot. I'm a mine of useless trivia.
tried to make a charity donation over the phone yesterday, bit surprised to be greeted with "where did you get this ****ing number"......it was a donation for the paranoia society
Is that before or after they found out every tennant with a none English name had sub let, but were at the front of the queue for the cash handouts
Two Nuns cycling through the village on their way back to the Convent First Nun...iv'e never come this way before Second Nun...neither have I, must be the cobbles
a big retail card company looks like it is going under, i have just sent the chairman a card "thinking of you at this difficult time"
