Dr Strangelove (how I learned to stop worrying and love Boris)

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"The flight cancellation is an embarrassment for Johnson’s Conservative government, after Foreign Secretary Liz Truss insisted the Kigali-bound plane would leave, no matter how many people were on board.

The decision is a significant and embarrassing blow for Boris Johnson and his home secretary, Priti Patel."


Champion, another half a million wasted, what a surprise <doh>
 
"The flight cancellation is an embarrassment for Johnson’s Conservative government, after Foreign Secretary Liz Truss insisted the Kigali-bound plane would leave, no matter how many people were on board.

The decision is a significant and embarrassing blow for Boris Johnson and his home secretary, Priti Patel."


Champion, another half a million wasted, what a surprise <doh>
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I see your £500k and raise you with £11 billion :emoticon-0102-bigsm
 

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"The flight cancellation is an embarrassment for Johnson’s Conservative government, after Foreign Secretary Liz Truss insisted the Kigali-bound plane would leave, no matter how many people were on board.

The decision is a significant and embarrassing blow for Boris Johnson and his home secretary, Priti Patel."


Champion, another half a million wasted, what a surprise <doh>
Can’t afford to flatten the gas and electricity rises for us all like France and others though
 
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