You can't call the short arsed oompah loompa little ****ers that these days mate, it's not politically correct
The leftards will be struck down with PTSD with that kind of language
those twats get PTSD when they have to take a shower.
iJokes
- Thread starter ellandback
- Start date
-
Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
-
those twats get PTSD when they have to take a shower.i
They'd have a heart attack if you threw a bar of soap in with them
They'd have a heart attack if you threw a bar of soap in with them
went to see a mystic the other night, wasn't that impressed... he said to the mainly asian audience..."i'm getting the letter M coming through very strong"....is there anyone here called mohammed
apparently as an experiment VAR has been looking at controversial decisions from the past, they looked at "the hand of god" maradona goal from 1986 and decided to give liverpool a penalty
You must log in or register to see images
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid, so she laid a trap.
One evening, without notice, she sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell the husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story "Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went into the maid's bed and switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words, but quickly got on top of her.
When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?"
Then she switched on the light.
"No madam," said the gardener.
One evening, without notice, she sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell the husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story "Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went into the maid's bed and switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words, but quickly got on top of her.
When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?"
Then she switched on the light.
"No madam," said the gardener.
