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Kempton said:
Just got home from work, only to see a message on the patio doors.

"The Lawn has been weed killed, so don't go out in bare feet, TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF"!

This is what I have to live with :biggrin:
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My ex would have those 'moments', the best one was when I was running in a motorcycle (tells you how long ago), I got home to find the house locked up and my wife out; rode to in-laws and found out that her and her mum had gone to Cecil Bingo - I went there and got the key from her and rode home, once inside I found a note on the kitchen table that read ''Gone to Bingo with my mum, your key's on the mantle'' <doh>
 
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spesupersydera said:
My ex would have those 'moments', the best one was when I was running in a motorcycle (tells you how long ago), I got home to find the house locked up and my wife out; rode to in-laws and found out that her and her mum had gone to Cecil Bingo - I went there and got the key from her and rode home, once inside I found a note on the kitchen table that read ''Gone to Bingo with my mum, your key's on the mantle'' <doh>
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<laugh>
 
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spesupersydera said:
My ex would have those 'moments', the best one was when I was running in a motorcycle (tells you how long ago), I got home to find the house locked up and my wife out; rode to in-laws and found out that her and her mum had gone to Cecil Bingo - I went there and got the key from her and rode home, once inside I found a note on the kitchen table that read ''Gone to Bingo with my mum, your key's on the mantle'' <doh>
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You're lucky she hadn't had the locks changed. Or maybe not. :emoticon-0100-smile:emoticon-0105-wink:
 
spesupersydera said:
My ex would have those 'moments', the best one was when I was running in a motorcycle (tells you how long ago), I got home to find the house locked up and my wife out; rode to in-laws and found out that her and her mum had gone to Cecil Bingo - I went there and got the key from her and rode home, once inside I found a note on the kitchen table that read ''Gone to Bingo with my mum, your key's on the mantle'' <doh>
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My Mam and Dad were stood at a bus stop on Hall rerd to go to Tesco. The bus arrives, but Dad being a nosey bastard, was looking the other way at a neighbours house.

Mam got on the bus without realising Dad hadn't. He had to walk the whole way and when he eventually found her...

Well let's just say he was in the **** <laugh>
 
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