The gorilla!
I've no idea if he'll be good or bad - but I don't think it's going to be boring finding out...
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I've no idea if he'll be good or bad - but I don't think it's going to be boring finding out...
The gorilla!
I've no idea if he'll be good or bad - but I don't think it's going to be boring finding out...
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The gorilla?
He's either going to be an epic twat which makes Osvaldo look humble or a legend in the mold of Ballotelli. I think I like him already.
As long as he isn’t always gibbon the ball away.
Yeah, don't want to macaque my pants when he's on the ball.
You know the drill… (look it up)Here we go
fingers crossed he's not complete macaque
Edit: too late
I hope he's not partial to a howler
Edit: too late
I hope he's not partial to a howler
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Macaque already used you daft apeth
Should be a prime mate to play alongside our other CBs
The gorilla?
He's either going to be an epic twat which makes Osvaldo look humble or a legend in the mold of Ballotelli. I think I like him already.
I was just thinking that. He’ll either be a legend, or Wesley Osvaldo. There’ll be nothing in between.
He won’t wear a bib in training, but he’ll pretend he is cooking on the Grilla and wear an ape-ron
I hope he brings the silverback to the trophy cabinet
Help us qualify for the Chimpions league..
I'm hoping he's going to be JWP's enforcer. JWP can be an irritating little ****e and hopefully will have the the gorilla in his corner.
I want him to be a horrible niggly player committing fouls for the cause and yellow cards aplenty. Getting sent off twice a season to a standing ovation from the St Mary’s faithful for actually having a bit of ****ing grit and steel helping us take home the 3 points, which we've been missing for years. I hope he puts the fear of God up our players let alone the opposition! (and If he can put both feet through Van Dijk early on his legendary status will be confirmed)
Or he'll be ****.
Guess we'll have to wait and see, as bonobody knows till then.........
Should be the signing to really marmoset us on our way
It’s about time we’ve had a defender that can capuchin the imagination