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Jarrod Bowen: “At my time at West Ham I’ve heard names like Nicolas Pepe and Hakim Ziyech being compared to my name. If I’m being completely honest, I don’t even know who they are”
Bloke gets wrecked on desert island, he’s the only one on there. Next day someone else gets wrecked there and it turns out to be a woman. Bloke goes down to say hello and finds out it’s Michelle Pfeiffer. He thinks, fantastic, I’m in here, and she says, “There’s just the two of us here, how about we make this a friendly and a physical relationship?” He thinks, bloody hell, that’s marvellous that, stranded on a desert island, having it off with Michelle Pfeiffer. So he’s doing this for about two or three days, and he says to her, “You couldn’t put a false moustache on, could you, draw it out of the embers of the fire, then put this hat on and let me call you Frank?” She thinks it’s a bit weird but agrees anyway, puts the hat and moustache on and says, “Hey, it’s me, Frank, how you doing?” And he turns around and says, “Hey Frank, you’ll never guess who I’m shaggin’…”
Pretty sure there’s water in bathrooms too, which I assume is what Febbos means as they’re in bathrooms in lots of countries. Our electrical regs make it more awkward though as you can’t have 240v too close to baths or showers and most people’s bathrooms aren’t big enough. So I think the answer is electrical/building regulations? Bathrooms would make more sense though.
Makes perfect sense. The wife’s already in the kitchen doing the cooking and washing up there’s no point in her wasting her precious time running upstairs to get the washing.
There may well be water in the ****house but there ain't no leccy. please log in to view this image Not enough space for a washing machine either
Just got back from a friend's funeral who drowned last week. I got a lot of abuse from his relatives about my floral tribute in the shape of a lifejacket. But as I told everyone 'It's what he would've wanted...