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  1. Hoop-Leif

    Hoop-Leif Well-Known Member

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    really fancied Brooke Shields
     
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    The tea chimp not
     
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    the actress who starred
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    in my finger scars

    (she was filming where i was working and her caravan was parked outside the building i was working on
    was quite a commotion when she came out and as i turned my head to look i ran an angle grinder over my fingers
    luckily it has only left me with light scars
    she did take me into her caravan and gave me plasters)
     
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    on my finger puppet
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Made in mainland China
     
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    which I enjoyed until
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    The asbestos infused nylon
     
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    Made my snatch itch
     
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    so I gave it
     
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    away to a passing
     
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    lady named Diane Abbott
     
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    Who said “got one”
     
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    when she had three
     
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    Corners to her square
     
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    root, in her garden
     
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    which had a large
     
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    vegetable plot containing weeds
     
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    as well as a
     
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    huge red hot poker
     
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