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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    dressed in sheeps clothing
     
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    which doesn't always fit
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    into a size eight
     
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    By Diane Abbott’s calculation
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    It's a size four
     
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    Shoe, that fits a
     
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    slightly embarrassed sumo wrestler
     
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    Whose budgie smugglers were
     
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    the size of a
     
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    two storey house in
     
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    Lilliput where anyone bigger
     
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    Gets tied up then
     
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    offered to Diane Abbott
     
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    For breakfast served with
     
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    her favourite Earl Grey
     
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    On the wall documentary
     
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    Boris Johnson and his
     
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