Off Topic Mr van Gerwen is a Troublemaker

Mr van Gerwen is normally in the ground 45 minutes before kick off, hopefully he'll 'man up' and hit the Wspoons at 8 and have a large breakfast with a Heineken(x5).

I have my doubts.

 

1) Heineken is probably the most revolting beer in the world... is Skol still being sold?
2) Royston does not need to get drunk at Donny Wspoons.. he is going to get drunk on the atmosphere at Keepmoat

 

It refreshes parts other beers cannot reach.
Kojak needs to seek out Ivor and guzzle a few pints together.

 

If you really want to know Elfs there is always G**gle maps. You can get street views of every square inch of the country now, including the fronts of bars and pubs (and sex shops) even in Doncaster.

 

I know mate, I just wanted Mr van Gerwen to show he was not telling another whopper. He's quite partial to that.

 

Good morning everyone

A beautiful sunny morning here in Doncaster.

A large fry up is now necessary, before a pre match trip to the betting shop

 

Nice view.

 

@Royston Vasey you have had your break.

Are you coming back or what?!

 

by not replying, i think we can take it that @Royston Vasey knows he was wrong...

 

.....or not, as the case may be.

 

An apt title given this mornings problems?

 

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Nope, more like this.

 

Too much hair though.

 

Mr ban Gerwen caused a major spat on the sale thread today

 

25 days since the last post from Mr ban Gerwen.

 

Maybe he's not coming back

Or perhaps he's just gone somewhere sunny on holiday and has forgotten all about not606 and Charlton for three weeks...

 

There is as much chance of Mr ban Gerwen not coming back as me going to S******* P***!

 

26 days since last communication from Mr ban Gerwen.

We know you're looking in.

 

Shame you cant go missing for 26 days