What would be miraculous? A few in, a few out, a decent striker such as Selke and a pleasant surprise such as Reina.
What would be good? A couple in, and a surprise but relatively exciting name up front, such as Finnbogasson.
What's going to happen? Lee will go back to Feyenoord, who will now say "dude, we told you on the weekend what to do and you're too late - we can't now find a replacement so **** off" and that will be us closed for business at around 5pm.
Will be telling to see if Charnley turns up at the ground tonight. Will say a lot about whether he sits in his hovel watching the media and social media - there's quite a swell of disapproval and he doesn't strike me as the type to take it on the chins.

Schurlle apparently staying at Dortmund now due to an injury to one of their other players. Jurgen Klopp also confirming that Ings ain't going anywhere. The striker pool is starting to look a bit dry now !!
Mitro will be like a new signing....mark my words !!
I am sure I have seen him play before - he was pretty good.Just heard from my source within the walls at Newcastle
that he is away to the airport to pick up a French International
Déjá Vu for £30m
honestly he told me this 10mins ago when he was here
I said the old ones are the best ones
so no news at all
Allegedly we've agreed the loan signing of this journeyman nobody, Martin Dubravka.
****ing hell, I'd rather we did nothing than pick up someone who's clearly worse than Sels. ****ing unreal this club.
Rated at £900k by Transfermarkt. Moved to Prague for free last Summer.
**** HATE ****ING NEWCASTLE UNITED ****ING ARSING BARREL SCRAPING INCOMPETENT ****ING PILE OF ****ING ****.
That's better.
A new keeper is the priority? FFS! So maybe someone is thinking that if we never concede again between now and the end of the season we have a better chance of staying up. A plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.
We could play with 2 keepers in goal and still concede man, what a bunch of prized ****ing dickheads we have at our club !
Could be worse, I s'pose - we could have Pardew telling us tomorrow how it was a success that nobody left. "'Cos they was interested in our players, we's got some good players, but we kept hold of 'em".