Sat getting pissed and stoned watching Jools Holland on iPlayer from last night while the Mrs cooks a jerk pot roast.
That'll teach you for saying Jehova !
Sat getting pissed and stoned watching Jools Holland on iPlayer from last night while the Mrs cooks a jerk pot roast.
Who’s the jerk and why is she cooking a pot roast for him?
Sat getting pissed and stoned watching Jools Holland on iPlayer from last night while the Mrs cooks a jerk pot roast.
Next man getting vexed

It's ****, don't bother.
We put Nile Rogers on BBC 1 last night instead and it was far better than the fake NYE bollocks that Jools Holland peddles every year.
Took the dogs for a walk. Bought some beer.
Just got up....I need some lunch
I thought the whole point was to say the dog found it.I use that same excuse.
I thought the whole point was to say the dog found it.
[HASHTAG]#amateurs[/HASHTAG]
a good little bitch as always, how's 6th place?Talking about dogs....how's your gal?
how's 6th place?

Nah mate your lot Have bottled it already [HASHTAG]#standard[/HASHTAG]You'll have the answer to that yourself by April![]()