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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    2 pounds 7 ounces ( x2 )
     
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    Does cooked beef not look greyish ?
     
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    And that lasts 2 of you for 4 days??

    I’d demolish the lot myself in 2!
     
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    Yes .

    I am feeling suitably deflated now :(
     
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    Alright, sorry.

    Maybe 3 if I wasnt that hungry.
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Only if you overcook it
     
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  7. Number 1 Jasper

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    to NSSIS & TOBES .

    I will be logging off fairly soon , to go and eat my miniscule portion of over cooked Beef .

    Hope you can both sleep tonight <wah>
     
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    Sorry mate...enjoy it...:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    <laugh>

    Drown it with gravy mate
     
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    Blimey, the gravy I have with the beef weighs more than that!! <laugh>
     
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    it's about 3 kilos according to MRS J .

    So either I am a lightweight , or I have my sums wrong .
     
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    Tell her 3 kilos is 6.6lbs.
     
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    She checked and weighed it herself , after I told her I was being bullied :(:emoticon-0110-tongu

    Trust me , I know she would get this right !
     
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    It’s just over 1 kilo mate

    She’s obviously rationing you
     
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    No , I mean she has weighed it and said it the latter weight .
     
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    I know :)
     
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    and I said 2 pounds 7 ounces multiplied by 2 . Not to far off am I ?
     
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    2 blokes arguing about size.

    Same old same old <laugh><ok>
     
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    Sat getting pissed and stoned watching Jools Holland on iPlayer from last night while the Mrs cooks a jerk pot roast.
     
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    Who’s the jerk and why is she cooking a pot roast for him?
     
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