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[Number 1 Jasper]

How ‘small’ was this smallest joint, ffs!?..

2 pounds 7 ounces ( x2 )

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

Greyish? WTF are you eating?

Does cooked beef not look greyish ?

 

[NSIS]

2 pounds 7 ounces ( x2 )

And that lasts 2 of you for 4 days??

I’d demolish the lot myself in 2!

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

And that lasts 2 of you for 4 days??

I’d demolish the lot myself in 2!

Yes .

I am feeling suitably deflated now

 

[NSIS]

Yes .

I am feeling suitably deflated now

Alright, sorry.

Maybe 3 if I wasnt that hungry.

 

[Tobes]

Does cooked beef not look greyish ?

Only if you overcook it

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

to NSSIS & TOBES .

I will be logging off fairly soon , to go and eat my miniscule portion of over cooked Beef .

Hope you can both sleep tonight

 

[NSIS]

to NSSIS & TOBES .

I will be logging off fairly soon , to go and eat my miniscule portion of over cooked Beef .

Hope you can both sleep tonight

Sorry mate...enjoy it...

 

[Tobes]

to NSSIS & TOBES .

I will be logging off fairly soon , to go and eat my miniscule portion of over cooked Beef .

Hope you can both sleep tonight

Drown it with gravy mate

 

[pieguts]

2 pounds 7 ounces ( x2 )

Blimey, the gravy I have with the beef weighs more than that!!

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

Blimey, the gravy I have with the beef weighs more than that!!

it's about 3 kilos according to MRS J .

So either I am a lightweight , or I have my sums wrong .

 

[NSIS]

it's about 3 kilos according to MRS J .

Tell her 3 kilos is 6.6lbs.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

Tell her 3 kilos is 6.6lbs.

She checked and weighed it herself , after I told her I was being bullied

Trust me , I know she would get this right !

 

[Tobes]

She checked and weighed it herself , after I told her I was being bullied

Trust me , I know she would get this right !

It’s just over 1 kilo mate

She’s obviously rationing you

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

It’s just over 1 kilo mate

She’s obviously rationing you

No , I mean she has weighed it and said it the latter weight .

 

[Tobes]

No , I mean she has weighed it and said it the latter weight .

I know

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

Tell her 3 kilos is 6.6lbs.

and I said 2 pounds 7 ounces multiplied by 2 . Not to far off am I ?

 

[Burly Hurley]

2 blokes arguing about size.

Same old same old

 

[Skylarker]

Sat getting pissed and stoned watching Jools Holland on iPlayer from last night while the Mrs cooks a jerk pot roast.

 

[Stan]

Sat getting pissed and stoned watching Jools Holland on iPlayer from last night while the Mrs cooks a jerk pot roast.

Who’s the jerk and why is she cooking a pot roast for him?