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So when you said "we'll start soaking the ham tonight" what you meant was as you're not yet at the coastal retreat your wife, not "we", will start soaking it but she may not actually be soaking it as you don't know what she does with it.

You're absolutely hopeless at this.
She might be soaking something or someone else whilst hiag's not there lolz
 
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You've had your trousers pulled down yet again HIAG, the posting of this, merely confirms that you've admitted your humiliation.

Enjoy Christmas at yer Ma's mate, I'm sure her bungalow is high end, your Mrs Rover 25 will be well suited to its driveway <ok>
 
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I had a paddy over it. Got really far into and the PlayStation broke. So I bought it for my Xbox 18 months ago and haven't played it yet. Same happened with GTA haven't got over the trauma of having to start it all again.

I had to do that with MGSV my kid deleted my save file took me a while to start again.
 
When HIAG arrives at his mammy's tonight, his wife, fresh from soaking the ham from next door, will present him with the goose she was given by the guy in the village who provides all the ladies with fresh meat. "It was only £45 dear, it would cost £75 in Waitrose".

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Its Friday........its God day.

Treating myself to a couple of Croissants and a cuppa. Think I'll shave my balls next week, new year n all that.

wearing my Trackies and hoodie today...too cold for Muslim man attire.
 
Its Friday........its God day.

Treating myself to a couple of Croissants and a cuppa. Think I'll shave my balls next week, new year n all that.

wearing my Trackies and hoodie today...too cold for Muslim man attire.

Surely there's a dress code? Riff raff attire shouldnt be allowed.
 
Seems Forrest Chump has gone missing ... or perhaps jush 'chasing his goose' around the famyard? .... Take it easy HIAG... be a shame if it lost a few pounds from all that chasing <laugh>

[HASHTAG]#Goosegate[/HASHTAG]
 
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Surely there's a dress code? Riff raff attire shouldnt be allowed.

The dress code basically insists one remains covered. Wear clothes that won't expose your arse crack etc. The Muslim attire is traditional and ticks every box due to its simplicity. I like wearing it.....usually in the warm seasons...with a sick pair of kicks...walk around like my man in Assassins Creed.

You don't get Riff Raff wearing Yohji Yamamoto **** fam.....fake or not.
 
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The dress code basically insists one remains covered. Wear clothes that won't expose your arse crack etc. The Muslim attire is traditional and ticks every box due to its simplicity. I like wearing it.....usually in the warm seasons...with a sick pair of kicks...walk around like my man in Assassins Creed.

You don't get Riff Raff wearing Yohji Yamamoto **** fam.....fake or not.

I see, fair enough.

Don't labels dictate your life or your style, Spurlock <whistle>
 
I'll answer all of those questions with one sentence mate - you're full of ****.

A multiple Company Director who's 'Super Model' wife smokes round in a ****ty old Peugeot and then a Rover 25 <laugh>

Let's review this owning.

1. You got caught out when you mentioned your wife's 'new' ML350 - they stopped making that car 2 years ago

2. When this was pointed out you then said that 'new' actually meant 3 years old

3. You then concocted some tale about buying it back from the family YOU sold it to, in 2015, after YOU having bought it new. But you'd forgotten that you had previously told me you never bought new cars due to the depreciation.

4. Only before when you mentioned buying this car for your wife, you said it was from a dealer, and you'd decided to upgrade your own Merc at the same time. Oh dear.

5. You then tried to make out that 'one' of your companies in fact bought the car (and then sold it after 2 years despite it being on Lease Purchase - a 2 year LP on an ML?)

In short HIAG - I think it's time you called the police :police:
This is right up there in the long list of HIAB ownings, pure gold Tobes<ok>
 
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So you'll be doing a lot of veg then as that's about a 3kg goose if you get it from a supermarket, butchers will charge more per kg. 3kg is half the size of what is considered a small goose. In fact it must be a midget goose.
Really. Six and a half Pounds in weight is tiny now is it?

http://www.farm2fork.co.uk/product-category/free-range-christmas-goose/

This is why this area is such ****e now. You see HIAG's name and you just spend all your time trying to catch him out. How you can't see that he has affected you all with his posting style in the exact way that he wanted to, just stupefies me.
 
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Good to know he dislikes long posts <whistle>
Except the the last time he spun these lies the client he talks about driving the clapped out 'Shogun' worth millions was driving a clapped out 'Granada'. It's difficult for the [HASHTAG]#bottler[/HASHTAG] to understand that you have to have a very good memory to be a good liar sadly he possesses neither of the required attributes which is why Tobes has owned him big time here.

Be then we all do!
 
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Really. Six and a half Pounds in weight is tiny now is it?

http://www.farm2fork.co.uk/product-category/free-range-christmas-goose/

This is why this area is such ****e now. You see HIAG's name and you just spend all your time trying to catch him out. How you can't see that he has affected you all with his posting style in the exact way that he wanted to, just stupefies me.
http://www.waitrose.com/shop/ProductView-10317--41181-Traditionally+Reared+Free+Range+Goose

4.6-5.59kg goose, feeds 4. £13.49 a kilo.

I only knew this because Mrs Stan suggested it the other day and was quickly dismissed.
 
Its Friday........its God day.

Treating myself to a couple of Croissants and a cuppa. Think I'll shave my balls next week, new year n all that.

wearing my Trackies and hoodie today...too cold for Muslim man attire.
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Really. Six and a half Pounds in weight is tiny now is it?

http://www.farm2fork.co.uk/product-category/free-range-christmas-goose/

This is why this area is such ****e now. You see HIAG's name and you just spend all your time trying to catch him out. How you can't see that he has affected you all with his posting style in the exact way that he wanted to, just stupefies me.


<laugh>
Stan the jumped up estate agent always thinks he right, mate. Hence my Northern piss-take of him ("Ner! Yer dern't poot fookin' left leg in't middle joost yet, son!" etc). He speaks out of his arse all the time, so much so that I hardly notice, these days. What I write, however, rattles the **** out of him (and the other Seggies).

They really can't see that normal posters understand fully what is going on. I throw some free bait upon the waters, I wait for them to froth with activity, then I dip my line, and I catch the same old stupid fish. The trouble with fish is that they don't realise just how stupid they are.
 
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