What are you doing?

Wearing your mask shopping at the corner shop tonight rimmer?

 

Okay lads and Seggies!

My time on here, today, is short. I have a lot to do. After closing down the office block, I am heading away to the family coastal retreat until 2 January.

Wifi reception is intermittent from the house, but that doesn't mean I definitely won't be able to post. That won't, of course, stop the Chuckle Gang from scoring wum points every time I do manage to post. Also, we do visit friends, one of whom owns a restaurant and hotel in the locale, and he has excellent reception. Can't promise to break off the fun to post, but I will probably be bored during Xmas and New Year, so will certainly try.

You all have a joyous Christmas.

And, please, you Seggies, do try to spend some time with what ever passes for family, and let go of your HIAG obsession, just for a few days.

Thanks.

 

#Granadagate

 

We don't need a running commentary on your fake life mate. You could have just stuck to the bit in bold and saved some time

 

Im so sorry to hear that #bottler time is short but I'm happy you're here giving everybody a good laugh as per. Probably something you've contracted at the lay-by but cheer up Freddie Mercury lasted a few years with it so it's not all bad.

 

Deltmown

 

Thiefing @Spurlock 's ganja while he's at the mosque

Man's got bare greens, like a ****ing poppy field in Kandahar in here ffs!

 

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Just keep swimming ...

 

He's gone to have his ballsack verified, it's ballsack Friday at the mosque.

 

Just packing up now - not officially back in the office until first week of Jan but unfortunately likely to have to come in one day next week ...

Xmas has started .. Yey!

Merry Xmas to friends, foes and those with small willies (still the foes) ... hope Santa brings you what you wanted

 

Meanwhile at the Spud Christmas party are are all doing it small with their wieners.

 

Could you write that again. In English this time please?..

 

I wouldn't normally do this ... but the question mark should really have been after "again"

Happy Xmas NSIS ... now don't go all "ranty" xx

 

I'll leave the rants, and the pedantry to you, Fosse. You're so much more accomplished at both.

Have a good one!...

 

I see you took my chocolates

 

Ouch that's gonna hurt

 

Pissing off the two Liverpool mods who felt it appropriate to put a Christmas theme in current thread titles on our board... just changed a load to simply say "Christmas". They can work out what's what now

#bahhumbug

 

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You are cruel

 

Been drinking pints of kronenbourg since 1:30.

May be a tad pissed.. not sure though. Will have a couple more just to make sure.

 

What am I doing? Well I've been a bit ****ing stupid.

On night shifts this week which are 10pm till 7am.

My pal got married today (Ceremony at 11am & reception & 7pm) so plan was to stay up from 7 this morning, go to ceremony have 1 or 2 drinks then go home to sleep before work tonight as I wouldn't be able to drink at reception anyway.

Instead I've ended up just getting carried away drinking all dayand not stopping which made me make the decision at around 4pm that I would definitely need some flake to get me through day... and also some extra to get me through my shift

So now I'm just starting my night shift again having had my last Morgans less than half hour ago and I've had no sleep all night or day, and been drinking and other stuff since around midday, and no food.

In summary.... what an utter dopey ****ing twat!

P.S. I can't even make up for it tomorrow as I finish at 7am and have to be up at midday.