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Ciaran

Ciaran

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What do you guise tip those who do you a service at Xmas.

I'm thinking.

Lemonade Man - 10. I get 2 bottles a week so a tenner should suffice I think.

Window Cleaner - 10. He does the windows once a fortnight at a 5er a pop.

Binmen- Box of beer.

Fair enough or am I being tight?
 
Bill Cosby Funtime said:
I gie them all **** all if I'm honest. Except the lemonade man since he hasn't existed since the 70s in most places.

I don't get a Christmas bonus and I've got hunners of weans so I'm no giein' some potentially weanless **** that's already rolling in disposable December income the steam aff my pish.
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Fair enough :laugh:
 
Ciaran said:
What do you guise tip those who do you a service at Xmas.

I'm thinking.

Lemonade Man - 10. I get 2 bottles a week so a tenner should suffice I think.

Window Cleaner - 10. He does the windows once a fortnight at a 5er a pop.

Binmen- Box of beer.

Fair enough or am I being tight?
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Who in the **** needs their windows cleaning every 2 weeks? It's not as if you're too busy to do it yourself you lazy prick.

I'd have thought they'd all be licked clean anyways on a daily basis :huh:
 
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Toby said:
Who in the **** needs their windows cleaning every 2 weeks? It's not as if you're too busy to do it yourself you lazy prick.

I'd have thought they'd all be licked clean anyways on a daily basis :huh:
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People who like their windows cleaned.

How often do you have yours cleaned?
 
Xmas Tips?

Baste the turkey continuously whilst cooking and put some bacon on top to keep it moist while it is in the oven.

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Keep a close eye on your kiddies when visiting Celtic park.
 
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Ciaran said:
You don't even clean your jeans yet you expect us to believe you clean your windows?

Ok.
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Jeans bantz <rofl> <rofl>

You do realise there's a difference? I don't hand-wash my jeans you pointless little mutant. I don't wash them because it batters them. They're looking sad enough as it is...
 
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