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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Oooooooft <laugh>
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Should I drink tonight? Probably asking the wrong person right enough.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I'm on my 5th can now and I was ****ing steamboats last night
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Lemonade guy <laugh>

    I thought he died in the mid 80s??

    binmen box of beer!!!!

    Wit they ****s who ring Trev's buzzer at 7:30am on a Sunday aye?? They ****s??
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 15, 2016
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  5. Da Original M.D 20/20

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    <rofl>

    **** tipping the bon accord guy.

    That would've totally defeated the purpose of robbing his lorry when he went into closes.
     
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    Da Original M.D 20/20, Dec 15, 2016
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    On the Smithwicks again.

    And no **** gets money aff me for doin their job.
     
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  7. VenomPD

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    Christmas beel. <laugh>
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The binmen ring your buzzer at 7.30 on a Sunday morning?
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 15, 2016
  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Yes
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Can you not just leave the bin out? And what the **** are binmen working Sundays for anyway.
     
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  11. Da Original M.D 20/20

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  12. SaveTheHumans

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    To make money at a guess.
     
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    SaveTheHumans, Dec 15, 2016
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    Da Original M.D 20/20, Dec 15, 2016
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    They have to get out to the back courts to get the bins. It would be quieter if the Saltcoats Proddy Boys went marching through the close in all honesty
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 15, 2016
  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Can you not just give them a key?
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 15, 2016
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    Aye right. ****s are aw dodgy as ****
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Are you the designated guy who let's them in? My neighbour opens the gate the night before.
     
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    Naw they push every buzzer the ****s <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 15, 2016
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    No ****ing crate of beer for them bastards then <laugh>
     
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