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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    What do you guise tip those who do you a service at Xmas.

    I'm thinking.

    Lemonade Man - 10. I get 2 bottles a week so a tenner should suffice I think.

    Window Cleaner - 10. He does the windows once a fortnight at a 5er a pop.

    Binmen- Box of beer.

    Fair enough or am I being tight?
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I gie them all **** all if I'm honest. Except the lemonade man since he hasn't existed since the 70s in most places.

    I don't get a Christmas bonus and I've got hunners of weans so I'm no giein' some potentially weanless **** that's already rolling in disposable December income the steam aff my pish.
     
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  3. Ciaran

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    Fair enough :laugh:
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 15, 2016
  4. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Who in the **** needs their windows cleaning every 2 weeks? It's not as if you're too busy to do it yourself you lazy prick.

    I'd have thought they'd all be licked clean anyways on a daily basis :huh:
     
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    Toby, Dec 15, 2016
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Eddie is Noel Fielding
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Oooooooft <laugh>
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    People who like their windows cleaned.

    How often do you have yours cleaned?
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 15, 2016
  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Check out Kunte's brother in law.
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Only if a 20 yr old immigrant steals my job <party>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Come on, that was funny, at least give him credit! If it was me, I would have said that you didn't have any windows because your kids ran through them all <whistle>
     
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  12. Toby

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    I clean my own windows, I'm not a lazy workshy **** <ok>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You don't even clean your jeans yet you expect us to believe you clean your windows?

    Ok.
     
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  15. SaveTheHumans

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    Xmas Tips?

    Baste the turkey continuously whilst cooking and put some bacon on top to keep it moist while it is in the oven.

    <ok>
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Christmas tip #5465

    Keep a close eye on your kiddies when visiting Celtic park.
     
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    Why? Are you going to be frequenting the place for the rest of the season ?
     
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  18. Toby

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    Jeans bantz <rofl> <rofl>

    You do realise there's a difference? I don't hand-wash my jeans you pointless little mutant. I don't wash them because it batters them. They're looking sad enough as it is...
     
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    Not on your nelly
     
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  20. Ciaran

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    Aldo raging about Celtic on ANOTHER thread <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 15, 2016
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