Sat at work catching up on Masterchef.
It's ****ing **** mate.
Get yourself on QI now ffs
Apprentice next.
Seen it. Bunch of ****ing inbreds on that show, chosen on purpose to act like inbreds so we can all do face-palms.
So who do you think will go out this week? I'll tell you if you're hot or cold without giving it away.
Just watched it and I thought you might jeopardise it in the name of Bantz...so thought I'll pop on here afta!
Thickest bunch of pricks you could get together...so unprofessional, unbelievable...can't stand them...I watch it to watch them get cussed.
Anyone one of them could be voted off. All I know is I'd split that Jessica in half.
I wouldn't hire any of them to clean my ****ing drive. If Sugar is honestly going to have any of those dimwits as his business partner (even if it is just a £250k investment) the world has gone mad. I'm sure he'll make more from the programme itself, but I wouldn't want any of those morons associated with a business of mine.
Yep, I could imagine Jessica's face contorted with delight in the throws of sexual ecstasy as I'm pummelling her tbh. Too much information? I make no apology for that.
... in fairness I never wanted you ... it sort of happened inadvertently ...

Usually I like anything anti spuds because I'm a Creep.
I don't watch it. Who is this Jessica?Just watched it and I thought you might jeopardise it in the name of Bantz...so thought I'll pop on here afta!
Thickest bunch of pricks you could get together...so unprofessional, unbelievable...can't stand them...I watch it to watch them get cussed.
Anyone one of them could be voted off. All I know is I'd split that Jessica in half.
I don't watch it. Who is this Jessica?
I think Michelle Dewberry is widworthy.
Eating bacon contemplating having my third **** of the morning. That's what I'm doing.

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Wid ye?
Even if they do you a favour though, there is always a chance you boys might do a slippy g still....Dropped my lad at football. 09:00 starts on a Saturday, are these people for real?
Now trying to figure out if Leicester can do Liverpool a favour today? Massively unlikely.