What are you doing?

One joy of not being with the mrs anymore

I fully came to town with the intention of buying presents... 3 pints in and that's out the window

 

I'd check your 'facts' mate

 

Harriet will be buying something from your Black Mamba line, and Rupert may well fancy a fisherman's friend latex vagina, mate.

You'll make a mint.

 

HIAG gives an insight into his own relationship shocker.

 

We'd all love to see that, Bambi.

Not going to happen, of course.

 

That's vicious stuff, Spurly!

Bambi and his simpleton cohorts will be hopping with rage.

 

Another prediction from the world's worst fortune teller, Mystic Melt ... ... whatever dude ... the last time you had any credibility was ...... oh wait ...nope s'gone...

 

That isn't true, though, is it, Bambi? We all know that you'd like it to be true, but that isn't the same as it being true.

So far, I'd say my prediction of LCFC's spectacular capitulation has been startlingly accurate.

 

January 2016 HIAG predicts Leicester City demise - May 2016 Leicester City lift EPL title .... December 2016 Leicester City awaiting last 16 of UCL draw after convincingly winning group with a game to spare, enabling them to play reserve side in final dead rubber game ...

Meanwhile, in contrast, Spurs humiliated in group stages of UCL - out of the competition with a game to spare - now awaiting news of Europey fixtures ...

Like you wouldn't swap in a heartbeat ...

Mystic Melt ... as I said ... I know you wish it wasn't so .... but there are nothing but facts in what I've posted ..

But cling on to your wishful thinking if it gives you some solace

 

I sold one to your missus a couple of weeks ago, she said that she was astonished at the size of it,
citing that it must be at least 20 times longer than the pitiful offering her husband has at home.

 

HIAG owned again

 

I'm seriously thinking of selling him on ... I really can't find any practical use for him ... free to a good home ... Sky seems interested

 

Sky has certainly been grooming HIAG for a while. Maybe he wants a naked cleaner for his house ?

 

I love how you two (and it is only you two) are so desperate to own me.

It hasn't happened yet, and it never will.

 

... in fairness I never wanted you ... it sort of happened inadvertently ... I think I took over from Stan or Tobes but there was no formal deed of arrangement ... just seemed to find you hovering around wherever I went during our triumphant title campaign ... bit like a fart in a lift ...

Perhaps I won you in a bet from someone who kept to it?

Anyway, consider yourself free to go ... with my best wishes ... but be careful where that SatNav of yours takes you; it's certainly fcuked in the Americas ... probably serves you right for buying it from Daniel Levy's garage sale in the first place tbf

 

I got it off the bbc site Tobes. In the Europa apparently.

 

Bed is all done. Hate flat packs.

 

I always end up with a couple of odd washers and bolts, nothing's fallen apart yet, so I figure they must be spares

 

Beginning to dread Fridays. Every week, it's like I'm going to the mosque with you ffs!

#stealthindoctrination

 

Your a wise man Trebs, fair play....good spot.