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Something tells me that you'll start out quite friendly before turing into a right dick. Am I right or are you misunderstood? :emoticon-0128-hi:
You couldn't be more wrong.

I'm just hear to make friends ☺

Worst possible start to the day, though. Had a shag arranged for tonight since Monday. Woke up to a message off my brother asking me to look after his dog for a couple days.

Shags off :emoticon-0121-angry
 
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You couldn't be more wrong.

I'm just hear to make friends ☺

Worst possible start to the day, though. Had a shag arranged for tonight since Monday. Woke up to a message off my brother asking me to look after his dog for a couple days.

Shags off :emoticon-0121-angry
Open goal but it's too early.
 
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You couldn't be more wrong.

I'm just hear to make friends ☺

Worst possible start to the day, though. Had a shag arranged for tonight since Monday. Woke up to a message off my brother asking me to look after his dog for a couple days.

Shags off :emoticon-0121-angry

Kill the dog.
 
My fat **** of a dad has actually got a boarding kennels in Liverpool. Bit to far or that could have been the shot.
 
He's been in the family for 10 years. Couldn't kill the poor thing. Would it be cheating if I paid for a kennel and slung him in there for the night?

Chill with the dog...he probably makes more sense.

After the shag, she will just yap. Or do what I do and send her home afterwards.
 
Chill with the dog...he probably makes more sense.

After the shag, she will just yap. Or do what I do and send her home afterwards.
I was going to her house, mate. It would have been a hit and run job like.

She's not even decent anyway. It was just one of them things to fill a night in.
 
I ripped the absolute piss out of the super mods and I got away with a 48 hour curfew, on a board from which no one ever gets banned!

No wonder I hold such a god-like status among so many of you.
Only because I was in a good mood.
Piss me off next time or invite me to ban you, and I will...with great pleasure <ok>
 
I'm still in shock.

Commie is the Donald Trump of this site.

What a disgrace!

Mind you, it's not as if there isn't already a precedent. Who the **** would believe that either Pixie or Bambi are mods? If we had either of those two twats as mods on our board, I would make their lives an absolute misery, just for the sheer hell of it.

Mind you, I did make Pixie's life a living hell for three years, as A87. That's something, I suppose.
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