Morning Campers ✌
You couldn't be more wrong.Something tells me that you'll start out quite friendly before turing into a right dick. Am I right or are you misunderstood?![]()
Open goal but it's too early.You couldn't be more wrong.
I'm just hear to make friends ☺
Worst possible start to the day, though. Had a shag arranged for tonight since Monday. Woke up to a message off my brother asking me to look after his dog for a couple days.
Shags off![]()
You couldn't be more wrong.
I'm just hear to make friends ☺
Worst possible start to the day, though. Had a shag arranged for tonight since Monday. Woke up to a message off my brother asking me to look after his dog for a couple days.
Shags off![]()
He's been in the family for 10 years. Couldn't kill the poor thing. Would it be cheating if I paid for a kennel and slung him in there for the night?Kill the dog.
He's been in the family for 10 years. Couldn't kill the poor thing. Would it be cheating if I paid for a kennel and slung him in there for the night?
He's been in the family for 10 years. Couldn't kill the poor thing. Would it be cheating if I paid for a kennel and slung him in there for the night?
I was going to her house, mate. It would have been a hit and run job like.Chill with the dog...he probably makes more sense.
After the shag, she will just yap. Or do what I do and send her home afterwards.
How much?I was going to her house, mate. It would have been a hit and run job like.
She's not even decent anyway. It was just one of them things to fill a night in.
I was going to her house, mate. It would have been a hit and run job like.
She's not even decent anyway. It was just one of them things to fill a night in.
I was going to her house, mate. It would have been a hit and run job like.
She's not even decent anyway. It was just one of them things to fill a night in.
I would do but you finished the pair off.
[HASHTAG]#slowcomeback[/HASHTAG]
Only because I was in a good mood.I ripped the absolute piss out of the super mods and I got away with a 48 hour curfew, on a board from which no one ever gets banned!
No wonder I hold such a god-like status among so many of you.

Only because I was in a good mood.
Piss me off next time or invite me to ban you, and I will...with great pleasure![]()

Only because I was in a good mood.
Piss me off next time or invite me to ban you, and I will...with great pleasure![]()
I invite you to ban Skiddy.
Cheers.
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[HASHTAG]#InternetThrush[/HASHTAG]I'm still in shock.
Commie is the Donald Trump of this site.
What a disgrace!
Mind you, it's not as if there isn't already a precedent. Who the **** would believe that either Pixie or Bambi are mods? If we had either of those two twats as mods on our board, I would make their lives an absolute misery, just for the sheer hell of it.
Mind you, I did make Pixie's life a living hell for three years, as A87. That's something, I suppose.
He will prosecute you or finger the dildo! He is a big shot lawyer with a dildo at his disposal you know!Only because I was in a good mood.
Piss me off next time or invite me to ban you, and I will...with great pleasure![]()