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    Morning Campers ✌
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Something tells me that you'll start out quite friendly before turing into a right dick. Am I right or are you misunderstood? :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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    You couldn't be more wrong.

    I'm just hear to make friends ☺

    Worst possible start to the day, though. Had a shag arranged for tonight since Monday. Woke up to a message off my brother asking me to look after his dog for a couple days.

    Shags off :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  4. Stan

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    Open goal but it's too early.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Kill the dog.
     
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    He's been in the family for 10 years. Couldn't kill the poor thing. Would it be cheating if I paid for a kennel and slung him in there for the night?
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's a solution to a problem.
     
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    My fat **** of a dad has actually got a boarding kennels in Liverpool. Bit to far or that could have been the shot.
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    Chill with the dog...he probably makes more sense.

    After the shag, she will just yap. Or do what I do and send her home afterwards.
     
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    I was going to her house, mate. It would have been a hit and run job like.

    She's not even decent anyway. It was just one of them things to fill a night in.
     
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  11. Stan

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    How much?
     
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    She's fat.

    She should be paying me.
     
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    Were you gonna wear a ski mask and gloves and call after she'd gone to bed for the night?

    :bandit:
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I get it fam. Whether you score a 40 yard screamer or a 1 yard tap in.

    A goal is a goal.
     
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    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Due to a lack of balls?
     
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    Only because I was in a good mood.
    Piss me off next time or invite me to ban you, and I will...with great pleasure <ok>
     
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  17. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    I invite you to ban Skiddy.

    Cheers.
    <ok>
     
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    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    The same goes for **** dropping and grassing.....


    unless someone is grassing you up, then that's fair game <laugh> <ok>
     
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    Resurgam, Dec 8, 2016
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    #InternetThrush
     
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    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    He will prosecute you or finger the dildo! He is a big shot lawyer with a dildo at his disposal you know!
     
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