What are you doing?

Well don't start with him mate he's the forum idiot.

 

and how did your league campaign go?


Slimey snake

 

Yeah how did your league campaign go the year you won it?

You finished 5th.

Hiag made a valid point, you butted in Chelsea this n that....because you didn't really read what Hiag put, you just dived in trying to punch Hiag but tripped over the banana skin you yourself chucked on the floor having filled your belly with the banana, What don't you get Skiddy?

P.s snakes are not slimey.

 

Not being able to sleep. That's what I'm doing.

 

Tried everything?

Read?
Smoke?
****?
Eat?

 

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Good idea, this works best for me. I always have a chicken dinner at 1am and then go to sleep. Chicken in the slow cooker now.

 

I take people as I find them, mate. He's never done me any harm, yet.

 

Don't think it helps I ate a 24oz steak. Meat sweats and insomnia..

Haven't had a smoke for years. Sure it would probably make it worse. Would start thinking about random ****.

 

Oh he's harmless but a third rate wumster to boot. Calls the old bill regular.

 

I'm in bed listening to Art Bell talking Roswell incident and contemplating a spliff. I thought I'd had my last one bout half hour back.

 

No Sweats...it'll get you nice and lazy after a big munch. Then again I'm in bed listening to random **** having had a smoke.

 

Fact?

 

I just watched a documentary which was on itv Tuesday night called the coming war with China. Was excellent and very anti American. Thoroughly recommend watching it on catchup.

I'd imagine being stoned and watching it would be even more enjoyable.

Used to enjoy a smoke and watch some **** about jet engines or such like.

 

I'm not into all that conspiracy carry on.

I've got a jar of Brainstorm, here. Never had it for years, but managed to get me hands on some the other day again. Best smoke that I've ever had. It literally takes your head off, and trust me, I smoke big time.

 

Thing is, Bruv, a turkey doesn't know it's a turkey.

 

Artistic licence mate. You will soon find out that Skiddy has an unhealthy obsession with Hiag and Spurs.

It led to him tieing himself in knots only half an hour ago where he amazingly owned himself twice on the same point.

Guess which fisherman Skiddy is

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Christ!

I haven't seen a poster take a butt pummelling like this since the last time Skiddy took one!

 

Bruv?

 

Which was an hour ago...he's probably had a swig and mustering up the courage to apologise to me.