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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Apart from when you go into hiding of course :)
     
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    PINKIE, Nov 28, 2016
  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    **** sake Fossy is now a Cat counselor. You couldn't make this **** up <rofl>

    rip fossy and stans cats.
     
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    Skylarker, Nov 28, 2016
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  3. Stan

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    I suspect you still have a good dump in the garden.

    That's quite a trek for the cat given you own a country estate.
     
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    Stan, Nov 28, 2016
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  4. Hoddle is a god

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    We don't keep animals at the coastal retreat, Lightning. That would be cruel, as it's closed up for around 10 months of the year.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Nov 28, 2016
  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I thought Butlins opened for the summer and Christmas ?
     
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    PINKIE, Nov 28, 2016
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  6. Hoddle is a god

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    Funny and original, Pixie. It's gratifying to see that you are maintaining your usual standards, mate.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Nov 28, 2016

  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I don't want to see you hitting the 'copy and paste' button on that joke now HIAG.
    I've clocked you before plagiarising other people's jibes and trying to pass them off as your own.
     
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    PINKIE, Nov 28, 2016
  8. Stan

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    So you only work the summer season?
     
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    Stan, Nov 28, 2016
  9. PINKIE

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    They probably only need somebody who can do **** card tricks in the summer to entertain the pissed up chavs.
     
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    PINKIE, Nov 28, 2016
  10. Hoddle is a god

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    Rata ta tat...BOOM!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Nov 28, 2016
  11. Hoddle is a god

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    Pissed up punters are the worst ones to show card tricks to, Pixie.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Nov 28, 2016
  12. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Stan has a full time job trying to figure out how to waste Man U's next 100,000,000
     
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    seabreeze, Nov 28, 2016
  13. PINKIE

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    You could always show them your disappearing act mate. We've seen you perform that twice on here recently, it's very effective.
     
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    PINKIE, Nov 28, 2016
  14. Stan

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    You think I'm Mourinho?

    Fortunately you won't need to worry about the PL for too much longer :azn:
     
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    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    OUCH !!!...my problem is ever time I open my mouth ...I say something . Stan , you Prick....
     
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    seabreeze, Nov 28, 2016
  16. Stan

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    You open your mouth and ask for Stan's prick?
     
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    Stan, Nov 28, 2016
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    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    No comment ...on the grounds that stan will rip me open more ...the fuker
     
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    seabreeze, Nov 28, 2016
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  18. Tobes

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    You now want Stan to rip you open?
     
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    Tobes, Nov 28, 2016
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    So your coastal retreat is an estate, but it's locked up for 10 months?

    Your coastal retreat is dragged behind your Rover 25 mate
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...we all do :)
     
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    FosseFilberto, Nov 28, 2016
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