What are you doing?

[PINKIE]

My youngest didn't bat an eyelid when we lost his two dwarf hamsters mites (or whatever the little bastard parasites are called).

Us HIAGs are made of sterner stuff, Stan. We're the kind of people who storm machinegun nests with nothing but a blade between our teeth, mate.

Apart from when you go into hiding of course

 

[Skylarker]

**** sake Fossy is now a Cat counselor. You couldn't make this **** up

rip fossy and stans cats.

 

[Stan]

Fair enough, Lightning.

We did have a cat, but it ****ed off next door when our youngest sprog arrived. It pops in, occasionally. It probably still has a good dump in my garden.

I suspect you still have a good dump in the garden.

That's quite a trek for the cat given you own a country estate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I suspect you still have a good dump in the garden.

That's quite a trek for the cat given you own a country estate.

We don't keep animals at the coastal retreat, Lightning. That would be cruel, as it's closed up for around 10 months of the year.

 

[PINKIE]

We don't keep animals at the coastal retreat, Lightning. That would be cruel, as it's closed up for around 10 months of the year.

I thought Butlins opened for the summer and Christmas ?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Funny and original, Pixie. It's gratifying to see that you are maintaining your usual standards, mate.

 

[PINKIE]

Funny and original, Pixie. It's gratifying to see that you are maintaining your usual standards, mate.

I don't want to see you hitting the 'copy and paste' button on that joke now HIAG.
I've clocked you before plagiarising other people's jibes and trying to pass them off as your own.

 

[Stan]

We don't keep animals at the coastal retreat, Lightning. That would be cruel, as it's closed up for around 10 months of the year.

So you only work the summer season?

 

[PINKIE]

So you only work the summer season?

They probably only need somebody who can do **** card tricks in the summer to entertain the pissed up chavs.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

So you only work the summer season?

Rata ta tat...BOOM!

 

[Hoddle is a god]

They probably only need somebody who can do **** card tricks in the summer to entertain the pissed up chavs.

Pissed up punters are the worst ones to show card tricks to, Pixie.

 

[seabreeze]

Stan has a full time job trying to figure out how to waste Man U's next 100,000,000

 

[PINKIE]

Pissed up punters are the worst ones to show card tricks to, Pixie.

You could always show them your disappearing act mate. We've seen you perform that twice on here recently, it's very effective.

 

[Stan]

Stan has a full time job trying to figure out how to waste Man U's next 100,000,000

You think I'm Mourinho?

Fortunately you won't need to worry about the PL for too much longer

 

[seabreeze]

You think I'm Mourinho?

Fortunately you won't need to worry about the PL for too much longer

OUCH !!!...my problem is ever time I open my mouth ...I say something . Stan , you Prick....

 

[Stan]

OUCH !!!...my problem is ever time I open my mouth ...I say something . Stan , you Prick....

You open your mouth and ask for Stan's prick?

 

[seabreeze]

You open your mouth and ask for Stan's prick?

No comment ...on the grounds that stan will rip me open more ...the fuker

 

[Tobes]

No comment ...on the grounds that stan will rip me open more ...the fuker

You now want Stan to rip you open?

 

[Tobes]

We don't keep animals at the coastal retreat, Lightning. That would be cruel, as it's closed up for around 10 months of the year.

So your coastal retreat is an estate, but it's locked up for 10 months?

Your coastal retreat is dragged behind your Rover 25 mate

 

[FosseFilberto]

Fair enough, Lightning.

We did have a cat, but it ****ed off next door when our youngest sprog arrived. It pops in, occasionally. It probably still has a good dump in my garden.

...we all do