My Joke of the day

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

i said to my mate "we are in the middle of a huge recession, we got noel edmonds on tv and rioting in the streets of london. its like being back in the 80's".

he said "yeah, whats next, liverpool to win the league?"

oh how we both laughed!

 

[Skylarker]

Another ****ing comedian.

Do you think humour like that from a Bristol Rovers fan is appropriate?

 

[saintanton]

Another ****ing comedian.

Where?

 

[Skylarker]

Where?

Someone in Bristol in the lower leagues!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

wow, no one with a sense of humour! im a gashead and use to being able to laugh at oneself. maybe you should try it??

 

[Skylarker]

wow, no one with a sense of humour! im a gashead and use to being able to laugh at oneself. maybe you should try it??

Tell a decent joke then...

P.S. You and your mate sound like a bundle of fun.

 

[Depay Sound]

I liked the joke.

 

[Skylarker]

I liked the joke.

Because you're a dumbass with the sense of humour of a young girl.

 

[Depay Sound]

Because you're a dumbass with the sense of humour of a young girl.

No, because Liverpool are ****.

 

[Muppetfinder General]

I like it because it takes the piss out of the joke teller at the same time. Like, duh, Noel's on TV and rioting's back yet for some reason Liverpool winning the league goes against all the evidence before the teller's very eyes that what goes around comes around. Because he's a west country bumpkin, probably.

 

[Skylarker]

No, because Liverpool are ****.

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[Ze]

Congratulations Captain Jack Sparrow, you are the joke of the day.

 

[wooly]

wow, no one with a sense of humour! im a gashead and use to being able to laugh at oneself. maybe you should try it??

Take no notice fella the true liverpool fans - them who go the game - have a great sense of humour

 

[wooly]

Because you're a dumbass with the sense of humour of a young girl.

No offence fella but you are making yourself look a bit of a clown

 

[tunns®]

Take no notice fella the true liverpool fans - them who go the game - have a great sense of humour

You'd have to watching that shower week in week out!

 

[Depay Sound]

No offence fella but you are making yourself look a bit of a clown

That ship has sailed.

 

[Unbiased Opinion]

Another ****ing comedian.

Do you think humour like that from a Bristol Rovers fan is appropriate?

This.

a bristol rovers fan critizising liverpool for not winning the league while there rotting in league two.

 

[Skylarker]

No offence fella but you are making yourself look a bit of a clown

Look out wooly the illiterate ****wit is back.

 

[HRH Custard VC]

So where is the joke?

 

[Skylarker]

So where is the joke?

He was here a while ago. He calls himself 'wooly'.